”Dad bit off my eyelids and pats my butt to make me work faster.”
- Box (Formerly known as Milk)
”I'm not allowed to throw out boxes because my delusional uncle wants to build a box fort”
- Cookie
”Cool Stream. Do you have diabetes?”
- Anonymous Tik Tok user
”I don't understand why I'm here.”
- Sims 4 Approximation of Jeb!